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Frenchy’s Runaway Grill – Clearwater Bay, Florida

Let me take you on a culinary journey to Frenchy’s Rockaway Grill in Clearwater Beach, a unique beachside paradise where the sun, sand, and flavours come together in a symphony of delight.

As soon as I waddled in, I was greeted with a view that could make any duck’s heart flutter—a stunning beach before my eyes! The warm sunshine felt terrific, and the sand tickled my webbed feet as we ate. Talk about dining al fresco!

We started our feast with the legendary key lime margarita and a tropical mango margarita. Quack-tastic! The key lime margarita had just the right zing—tart and refreshing—as if sipping on sunshine itself. Meanwhile, the mango margarita was like a mini vacation for my taste buds, bursting with sweet goodness that made me feel like I was floating on a cloud!

We coupled our drinks with a logo-inspired soft pretzel that tasted as great as it looked!

Our chosen main dishes were fantastic! The Cajun Mahi Mahi dinner was a burst of flavour, perfectly seasoned with Cajun spices. The fresh veggies and fluffy rice were the perfect partners in this culinary journey. It was a taste sensation that will leave you craving for more!

Then came the garlic pasta with shrimp. Oh, my plucky little duck feet. The shrimp were succulent, and the garlic sauce was so dreamy that I could honestly say I was floating on clouds of happiness! It paired well with the sandy beach vibes, like a match made in foodie paradise.

But hold your feathers—there was more! I couldn’t resist trying the burger platter, which was a juicy masterpiece. With all those fresh toppings, each bite was like a festival of flavours dancing on my taste buds. If I could clap my flippers, I would!

Let’s not forget about the service! Our server, Lauren, was a ray of sunshine on a sunny Florida day. Her warm hospitality and attention to detail added an extra sprinkle of joy to our dining experience. The service makes you feel genuinely valued as a customer and enhances the overall dining experience.

So, if you are paddling around Clearwater Beach, make a pit stop at Frenchy’s Rockaway Grill. You’re in for a treat with refreshing margaritas, mouthwatering Cajun Mahi Mahi, drool-worthy garlic pasta, and flavorful burgers! I can guarantee you’ll have as delightful a time as I did.

Just a word of advice: if you go about 30 minutes before sunset, you will have front-row seats to a spectacular view….but heed the signs!

NEVER MISS A

February 11, 2025
Tank America – Orlando, Florida

Hey there, humans! I’m here to tell you about an incredible place making quite a splash in Orlando, Florida – Tank America! If you’re looking for an adventure that’s off the charts, you’ve found the right spot.

Picture this: a group of fantastic military enthusiasts decided it was high time for folks like you and me (well, mostly you) to hop into the driver’s seat of some mighty military tanks. That’s right! At Tank America, after extensive training, you can take control of these massive machines and navigate through a wild off-road course designed just for adrenaline junkies and adventure seekers alike.

Founded by a team with military and automotive backgrounds, Tank America is all about safety and fun. They want to ensure everyone has a blast while keeping things safe and sound. Talk about being a responsible thrill-seeker! Since they opened their doors, they’ve earned a reputation that sparkles like my shiny yellow exterior, all thanks to their commitment to customer satisfaction.

Now let me tell you, this place is no ordinary tank experience! Their fleet has expanded to include various military vehicles, from armoured tanks to other fascinating weaponry. It’s like a playground for adults, with a touch of military flair!

Imagine zooming through mud pits and over hills, feeling the thrill of handling these colossal machines while friendly instructors guide you. It’s an adventure that’s hard to match! And for those who love a good group gathering, Tank America hosts all kinds of special events. From corporate team-building exercises to birthday celebrations and memorable events for military veterans, they ensure everyone has an unforgettable time together.

But hold on! It’s not just about the fun of driving tanks. There’s a splash of education, too! Many events feature unique insights into the history and mechanics of these incredible machines. So, if you have a little history buff in you (or love learning cool stuff), you’ll be in for a treat!

So, whether you’re from the area or just visiting the sunny shores of Orlando, swing by Tank America for an experience sure to quack you up! From the thrill of driving a tank to diving into military history, there’s something for everyone. Don’t miss out on this incredible adventure. Come and have a blast – or, as I like to say, make a splash at Tank America!

NEVER MISS A

February 11, 2025
Boggy Creek Adventures – Kissimmee, Florida
I had a great experience today at Boggy Creek Adventures in Kissimmee, Florida. As a seasoned adventurer (and a duck with a taste for fun), I waddled through an unforgettable day filled with excitement, exploration, and a few tasty bites!

First things first—my adventure kicked off with gem mining! There’s nothing like splashing around in the water while searching for shiny treasures. The staff provided us with a bucket of dirt and rocks, and with a bit of elbow grease, my cousins and I uncovered some dazzling gems!

It was a feast for the eyes, from sparkling quartz to shimmering garnets. I even found a few pieces I proudly displayed on my nest at the pond. This activity is a must for any feathered friends or kids looking to channel their inner treasure hunters!

Next, I flapped to the butterfly garden, where I enjoyed feeding the most beautiful butterflies. With colourful wings fluttering around, I felt like I was in a magical world! The staff provided me with nectar-filled feeding pods, and I was delighted to see butterflies land gently on my beak. Watching them dance from flower to flower was a sight, even though they were camera-shy.

It was a serene experience that made my heart flutter just as much as the butterflies. Of course, I fluttered joyfully to meet my cousins, who did not escape my camera lens.

Now, let’s talk about the boat tour—what an adventure! I hopped on board with my fellow adventurers, and we cruised through the scenic waters of Boggy Creek. The captain, Tanner, shared fascinating stories about the local wildlife.

I was thrilled to see all sorts of critters, from alligators lounging in the sun to herons gracefully gliding above and stopping for a quick picture.
The lush surroundings made for a picturesque experience, and I even quacked a few tunes to entertain my boatmates! For those who love the thrill of the wild, this tour is a quack-tastic way to see nature up close.

After all that fun, I was ready for a snack! The lunch options at Boggy Creek Adventures were a delightful surprise. After a long day of activities, I indulged in a delicious meal that hit the spot. The staff was friendly and accommodating, ensuring my feathery friends and I needed for nothing. There was something for everyone, from hearty burgers to fresh salads and even gator bites. I must admit, I was eyeing a few crumbs left behind by the humans—duck-approved!
My day at Boggy Creek Adventures was spectacular! From gem mining to butterfly feeding, a thrilling boat tour, and a delicious lunch, there’s something for everyone. Whether you’re a feathered friend like me or a human looking for adventure, I highly recommend visiting this gem in Kissimmee, Florida. So, grab your friends, pack your sense of adventure, and prepare for a quacking good time!

Until next time, keep waddling and exploring!

NEVER MISS A
February 10, 2025
Hungry Crab – Davenport, Florida

Quack, quack, my fellow food adventurers! Today, I waddled my way to The Hungry Crab in sunny Davenport, Florida, and let me tell you, it was an ocean of joy just waiting to be splashed into! This quirky little seafood spot is like a treasure chest for all crustacean lovers, and I was ready to dive right in.

As soon as I flapped my wings through the door, I was met with a buzz of energy that felt like a tidal wave of happiness. The décor was a whimsical nod to all things nautical—think vibrant blues and sunshine yellows that made my rubber heart swell with delight. It had all the charm of a beachside shack, perfect for families, friends, and curious quackers like me looking to feast on sea-inspired delights!

Let’s dive into the real star of the feast: the seafood boil! Oh boy, where to start? Three mouthwatering boils circled onto our table, making my little ducky heart flutter with excitement! We dove into the dazzling Snow Crab Legs Boil, Special Combo One, and Special Combo Two. Just imagine this: succulent Snow Crab legs bursting with flavour, ready to be devoured, teamed up with Combo One’s plump black mussels and shrimp that practically leaped off the plate in jubilation. And Combo Two? Oh, it cranked the flavour dial up to eleven with spicy sausages that had my taste buds doing the cha-cha! One quirky addition had my humans clapping their wings in delight – a couple of hard-boiled chicken eggs. But sorry, there’s not even a chance I could try those!

One of the most thrilling features at The Hungry Crab is the opportunity to adjust your spice level! Being no ordinary ducky, I chose the ‘spicy’ option, and let me tell you, it was a burst of excitement! Each bite was a whirlwind of flavours that made me quack with joy. The spices blended perfectly with the fresh seafood, creating a harmony that was nothing short of a culinary symphony.

But wait, there’s more! The sides were to die for, my friends. I couldn’t resist the garlic butter corn on the cob. Sweet, juicy, and oh-so-tender, it was the perfect complement to the bold and briny flavours of the boil. And let’s not skip over the potatoes—soft, buttery morsels soaked in that delectable broth, nibbled on like little clouds of joy. I could have feasted on those all day long!

Now, let’s talk about the service. The staff at The Hungry Crab treated me like a special little ducky! They were not only friendly, but they fluttered around, ensuring I had everything I needed. I received some fantastic recommendations for dipping sauces, and who could resist trying their homemade garlic butter? Let me tell you, it was a game-changer—like sprinkling magic on my meal!

In conclusion, The Hungry Crab is an absolute must-visit for anyone in the Davenport area craving a seafood adventure that’s as fun as it is flavorful. Whether you’re a seasoned seafood enthusiast or a brave little quacker like me, I guarantee you’ll leave with a happy tummy and a joyful heart. Until next time, keep those taste buds ready for more delicious escapades!

NEVER MISS A

February 8, 2025
The Giraffe Ranch – Dade City, Florida
Hey there, fellow water lovers! It’s me, Bob, to tell you about my exciting trip to Giraffe Ranch in Dade City, Florida! Get ready for a splash of wildlife fun!

Nestled in the breathtaking landscape of Dade City, Giraffe Ranch is a wonderland where you can get up close and personal with some of the most majestic creatures on the planet. Owned by a passionate husband-and-wife duo who genuinely love their furry friends, this place is like a cozy animal home and a playground for conservation enthusiasts! It’s a unique experience that will leave you in awe.

Imagine rolling through 47 acres where habitats are specially designed to mimic the natural homes of all the fabulous animals living there.

And guess what? It’s not just giraffes that make this place awesome! You’ll also meet many other fascinating animals like zebras, ostriches, and all sorts of antelope, to name a few. Each area is built to allow the animals to roam, thrive, and show off their playful personalities.

But Giraffe Ranch isn’t merely a showcase of incredible wildlife; it’s on a mission! With a heart full of love, the ranch actively participates in breeding programs for endangered species and works with other organizations to help protect those fantastic animals in the wild.

Our tour guide, Chris, was a true animal expert! I thought he was one of the owners because of his enthusiasm and deep knowledge. He led us through the ranch and called many furry friends by name, sharing sweet stories about unique animals he raised by hand. Did you know some of the residents were rescued? That’s right! They’re all part of a big, happy family, and the ranch is working to help some of the nearly extinct animals out in the wild.

Chris guided us through the ranch, answering all questions and imparting his knowledge of the various species.

Did you know that ostrich eggs are so durable that you can stand on them? That is nature’s way of assuring you they won’t break when the 400-pound father helps with the incubation.

I tried sitting on an older egg, but it was a little big. A friendly piece of duck knowledge for you – do not break open one of these eggs unless you are prepared for a week-long smelly surprise!

Another highlight came from the zebras group. I had no idea flies won’t land on zebras because the stripes confuse their eyesight! It makes me wish this duck was black and white. There were two unique zebras on the ranch: a zebra whose stripes were not all stripes, some were almost like zig-zags, which Chris explained was one in a million and a zebra that was an offspring that resulted from an adventure when a donkey and a zebra went on a date creating a Donkra? Or Zebkey? I am not sure which, but it was interesting, to say the least.

Now, let’s get to the show’s stars—Neal and Phil, two of the fabulous giraffes! These gentle giants stole my heart (as much as a rubber duck’s heart can be stolen).

Neal is the social butterfly
of the duo, always poking
his long neck around to
nuzzle and greet guests.

Phil, though a bit shy, is just as lovable. He’s often observed from a distance, taking it all in before sauntering to enjoy being hand-fed by the human guests.

Visiting Giraffe Ranch isn’t just another outing; it’s like a thrilling educational deep dive into wildlife conservation! With gorgeous scenery, passionate caretakers, and the charming antics of Phil and Neal, it’s the perfect blend of adventure and learning. You’ll leave feeling informed and enlightened about the world of wildlife conservation.

In the meantime, here are a few more pictures of new friends I made at the ranch.
So, what are you waiting for? Don’t duck out on this adventure! Grab your explorer hat and prepare for an experience you won’t forget! Neal is watching for you!

Never Miss A
February 8, 2025
The Ritz Theatre – Winterhaven, Florida

Hey there, fabulous feathered friends and fellow theatre lovers! It’s your favourite quacking companion, Bob, here to spread the word about one of Winter Haven’s brightest treasures—the dazzling Ritz Theatre!

I discovered the theatre while biking through central Florida and noticed the Blues Brothers in the windows. I stopped and chatted with the locals to find out about this place. This spot is where land-dwelling buddies and water-loving pals can unite in joy and laughter!

Let’s take a whimsical dive back in time, shall we? The Ritz Theatre first swung open its doors in 1926, back when flapper dresses were flapping, and jazz music was the talk of the town. This glamorous venue started as a silent movie house and a stage for vaudeville shenanigans, bringing together folks to indulge in the latest flicks and performances. Picture families flocking in, eager for a night of delight and merriment!

But, oh boy, the ride wasn’t all fun and games! As the years danced by, the Ritz faced some serious plot twists. By the mid-20th century, shiny multiplex cinemas started popping up, and the beloved theatre began to fade into the background. It closed its doors in the late 1970s, leaving behind a ghostly shell bedecked with creeping vines and a marquee that hardly shone anymore.

But just when you thought all was lost, a group of local heroes appeared like the best plot twist ever! In the early 2000s, these passionate art lovers banded together, fueled by a vision to revive their treasure. With some elbow grease and a sprinkle of enthusiasm, renovations began in 2005, marking a new chapter in the Ritz Theatre’s history and a beacon of hope for the arts in Winter Haven!

After a loving restoration that kept the historic charm while adding a dash of modern flair, the Ritz had its grand reopening in 2009—what a spectacle that must have been! I can almost picture the townsfolk donning their snazziest attire, excitedly filling the seats and buzzing about the reimagined theatre. Now, the Ritz has transformed into a sensational performing arts center, bursting at the seams with a diverse range of live theatre, lively concerts, and fabulous film festivals! There’s something for everyone, and it’s all here at the Ritz!

Today, the Ritz Theatre stands proudly, humming with creativity and culture in Winter Haven! It’s not just a venue, it’s the heartbeat of the community, a magical space where young and old alike can come together to revel in the joy of creativity. Everyone’s chatting about the latest and greatest performances, eagerly counting the days until the next big event. It’s a place where everyone belongs, and where the Winter Haven community comes alive!

And let’s not forget the community shindigs and festivals that make the Ritz a true centrepiece of Winter Haven’s cultural tapestry! Feathered friends and non-feathered folk flock here—it’s a blast sharing experiences with others, and the Ritz is the ultimate playground!

As each season glides by, the Ritz Theatre continues to weave its enchanting story. It’s become integral to the town’s identity, offering everything from timeless classics to contemporary masterpieces. I may be just a buoyant rubber duck, but I can feel it in my feathers—the heart of Winter Haven beats loudest at the Ritz, where history and artistry dance together in perfect harmony!

So, if you are waddling through Winter Haven, don’t even think about missing this phenomenal establishment. The Ritz Theatre isn’t just a building; it’s a sparkling symbol of resilience, community spirit, and the arts! Whether you’re a duck, a human, or any other incredible creature, there’s something here for everyone!

Grab your tickets, nestle into those comfy seats, and prepare for a quack-tastic time!

Quack on and enjoy the show!

NEVER MISS A

February 7, 2025
Ridge Island Groves – Haines City, Florida

Today, I stumbled upon one of Florida’s most unique and captivating destinations: Ridge Island Groves! Imagine a sunny paradise with citrus trees stretching as far as the eye can see – where you’ll find me immersed in the vibrant hues of fresh oranges and grapefruits.

This charming spot, owned and operated by the wonderful Ritch family, is a paradise for those who love to explore new flavours! Their promise of “Fresh Florida Citrus” was evident in every corner. As I stroll by the orchards, the sweetest Navel oranges surround me. The aroma of these ripe fruits is so enticing that it makes me want to break into a bit of a rubber duck dance!

Step into their adorable farm store and an explosion of citrusy aromas will greet you.

The shelves are stacked with colourful jars of homemade jams and jellies that would make anyone’s taste buds leap for joy. My faves? The sweet orange marmalade and the tangy grapefruit jelly – are perfect for spreading on breakfast toast.

Now, let’s splash into the juicy side of things! Ridge Island Groves has a wide range of fresh-squeezed juices that are the real deal. From classic orange juice to a refreshing citrus medley, every gulp is like a ray of sunshine! These juices are delicious and packed with essential nutrients and surely complete a quacking great breakfast!

Remember to grab a bag of citrus goodies on your way out—your taste buds and health will thank you. Many choices make it challenging to narrow down, but a duck can only carry so much.

I chose a variety to stage a little taste test at home with my humans: Honeybell orange, Navel orange, Red Navel orange, Honey tangerine, white grapefruit, and pomelo. My humans were mixed on their favourite, but everyone loved the flavour of the pomelo and ate it so fast that I did not get time to add to the picture.

But wait, the most exciting treat of all is their homemade ice cream! Picture this: creamy scoops infused with fresh fruit flavours served as sweet summer nostalgia. The orange creamsicle flavour? It takes me back to sunny afternoons with my duck pals, quacking happily on the porch. Families gather, laughter ringing in the air as each scoop brings smiles.

Let’s not overlook the exceptional staff at Ridge Island Groves! They’re more than just employees; they’re a family, welcoming every guest with open arms and genuine joy. Whether picking the juiciest fruits, serving delicious ice cream, or sharing the farm’s rich history, they ensure everyone feels like they belong to this unique community.

Ridge Island Groves isn’t just a farm; it’s a lively gathering place for friends, families, and, of course, rubber ducks like me! With every season that passes, this enchanting spot continues to grow, showcasing the very best of Florida’s agricultural wonder and fostering a sense of community that makes everyone feel included and part of something special.

So head down and experience the richness of this citrus paradise—I guarantee it’ll make your heart sing and your taste buds dance! Quack-tastic memories await!

NEVER MISS A

February 7, 2025
Tipsy Duck Parlor – St. Augustine, Florida

Hey there, my fabulous friends! It’s your favourite feathered adventurer back again to quack about my latest thrilling escapade at the whimsical Tipsy Duck in the charming city of St. Augustine, Florida!

If you’re looking for a lively spot filled with unique libations and a dash of history, let me tell you—this place is an absolute quacktastic treasure!

The decor is unlike anything you’ve seen, and the drinks are a delightful surprise.

As I waddled through the doors, I was greeted by an explosion of vibrant, quirky decor perfectly fitting the name Tipsy Duck! The walls are adorned with delightfully playful duck-themed artwork and colourful murals that sprinkle fun all around. The cozy, warm lighting beckons you to sit and relax, whether with friends or enjoying a solitary moment of reflection. How lovely it is to be surrounded by rustic wooden accents and whimsical touches! It made me feel warm and fuzzy—like I was right in the heart of my rubber duck kingdom!

And speaking of being surrounded by kin, you won’t believe what I discovered just to the left of the Tipsy Duck Parlor—bath junkie, a charming little store bursting with everything you need for a soak in the tub, including every rubber duck you can imagine!

From pirate ducks to superhero ducks, it was like a ducky wonderland! I waddled around in sheer delight, feeling like I was among family. Just picture it: bright-yellow cuties, decked out in fun costumes, all frolicking together. Honestly, it made my little rubber heart swell!

As I waddled up to the bar, I noticed a detail I had missed: the bar stools are also duck-themed, complete with webbed feet for their bases! The attention to detail is impressive.

Now, let’s dive beak-first into the exciting drink menu, shall we? Two standouts truly quacked my interest. First up is the Duck Punch—a vibrant concoction that swirls tropical flavours with a cheeky twist! Imagine a lively blend of rum, fruity juices, and a hint of secret goodness. It’s sweet, refreshing, and a mini beach vacation.

Then there’s the Dirty Shirley, an adult remake of the classic Shirley Temple! The Dirty Shirley takes it up a notch with a splash of vodka, making it delightfully bubbly and fruity! I could almost hear the laughter of friends toasting with their colourful beverages—pure quackery!

Tipsy Duck is a thrilling escape into a world where whimsical fun meets rich history, right in the heart of St. Augustine. With its inviting atmosphere, charming décor, historical depth, and deliciously fun drinks, it’s an absolute must-visit for anyone looking to add some zing to their adventure. So, whether you’re a rubber duck like me or a curious human traveller, waddle over and indulge in a sip. Trust me, it will quack your world!

Never Miss A

February 5, 2025
River and Fort – St. Augustine, Florida

Hey there, fellow food enthusiasts and adventurers! It’s your feathery foodie buddy back with another mouthwatering escapade! This time, I’ve flown to the marvellous River and Fort, nestled in scenic St. Augustine, Florida. Prepare yourselves for an incredible blend of flavours and a lot of fun!

I fell under its magical spell upon waddling into River and Fort. The atmosphere was warm and inviting, with rustic décor paying homage to old Florida charm—a delightful feast for the eyes! And those river views? They were breathtaking, like floating on a sun-dappled pond!

But the real highlight was our fabulous server, Ashley! Her attention to detail and knack for recommendations were just the right touch—she knew how to make a duck feel special!

Now, let’s plunge into the culinary treasures I unearthed! First up: the Crab Claws with Toast Points! Oh, my quack! These delectable morsels were a flavour revelation! Sweet, succulent crab meat that practically danced off the plate, paired with crunchy toast points—every bite was a crunchy delight. Dip, munch, and repeat—pure bliss on a plate!

Next, I ventured into the world of comfort with the French Onion Soup. This wasn’t your run-of-the-mill soup, my friends! The rich, savoury broth filled with at least three caramelized onions warmed my little duck heart while the perfectly toasted bread floated on top like a cozy cloud. It was a hug in a bowl—essential for anyone visiting!

And then, the grand showstopper arrived: the Ocean Platter! A treasure trove of fresh catches made my beak tingle with excitement! Plump shrimp, tender scallops, and flaky fish—this platter was a seafood lover’s ultimate dream! Each bite was a flavour explosion, leaving me quacking with delight!

But we can’t forget about the sips! My flippers eagerly flipped through the cocktail menu, and two drinks caught my eye. First was the refreshing Aspen—this cocktail was a delightful burst of citrus that felt like a cool breeze on a warm St. Augustine day! Perfectly refreshing!

Then came the bold Old City Outlaw—an audacious mix that packed a punch! With its rum, coconut, lime, and pineapple blend, this cocktail took me on a wild flavour ride that had me quacking about the thrill! It’s an adventurous sip that will awaken your taste buds! These incredible libations disappeared so fast that there was no time for pictures!

River and Fort is a charming retreat for anyone looking to feast and unwind, boasting mouthwatering dishes and cocktails that set my little rubber heart racing! This restaurant is a must-visit if you’re searching for an exciting dining experience! So gather your friends, waddle over, and let the fun times roll! Delicious adventures await you, and I can’t wait to hear about your culinary quests in the comments below! Happy sipping and savouring, my fabulous ducks!

Never Miss A

February 5, 2025
Historic District – St. Augustine, Florida

Today, I embarked on a delightful adventure in the charming streets of St. Augustine, Florida! From my cozy perch in my human backpack, I was excited to explore the oldest city in the United States.

As we arrived, I was immediately captivated by the stunning Spanish architecture surrounding us.

The historic Castillo de San Marcos, with its formidable walls and scenic views of Matanzas Bay, was a highlight! My human even let me sit on the parapets for a photo—talk about a quack-tastic view!

Next, we waddled down the cobblestone streets of the Old Town, where I admired the quaint shops and vibrant colours of the buildings. The smell of fresh fudge wafted through the air, and I wished I could indulge. But what I did get to do was become a pirate! Even if just for a quick picture.

We stumbled upon the famous Fountain of Youth Archaeological Park. My human tossed a penny in for good luck, and I couldn’t help but wonder if a splash of water might grant me eternal youth (or at least a good scrub!). We explored the lush gardens and even learned about the indigenous Timucua people—what a rich history!

With its rich history and charming atmosphere, St. Augustine has undoubtedly earned a spot in my rubber heart. I can’t wait to tell all my bath-time friends about my quacking good time here! Until next time, St. Augustine!

Never Miss a

February 5, 2025