Category: Expedition 555 USA

  • Homestead, Florida

    Homestead, Florida

    Robert Is Here isn’t just a fruit stand; it’s a lively community destination!
    With delicious food, a friendly atmosphere, and outstanding service from Cookie, I’d recommend this hidden gem to anyone in the area.
    Coral Castle stands as a symbol of how love, even when lost, can inspire beautiful things. 
    The restaurant’s cozy, rustic charm, with its wooden furniture and warm lighting, creates a perfect setting for a delightful meal. 
    They greeted every customer like an old friend, ensuring everyone felt valued and attended to amid the excitement.
    The dedication to using fresh, local ingredients, the warm hospitality from the staff, and the cozy atmosphere made it an extraordinary dining experience. 
  • Sonny’s BBQ – Homestead, Florida

    Sonny’s BBQ – Homestead, Florida

    Hey there, fellow food voyagers!  It’s your pal Bob, paddling through the flavorful waves of Sonny’s BBQ in sunny Homestead.  While I might not have taste buds, I’ve got a front-row seat to the culinary spectacle unfolding at this delightful joint!

    First, let’s give a big splashy shout-out to our fabulous server, Danielle!  She was as bubbly and cheerful as a fresh bubble bath!  Her sunny smile and expert menu guidance made us feel like we were the only ones in the restaurant.  Her service was so good it could make even the grumpiest of ducks crack a smile!

    Now, let’s dive into the feast!  I kicked things off with the Candied Bacon Burger, a quacking creation that combined the burger’s juiciness with the sweet dance of candied bacon.  The fries on the side were a crunchy delight—golden and crispy, making the most satisfying crunch sounds as they vanished.  Dipped in ketchup (my bubbling bath), they were irresistible!

    Next came a real game-changer: the Florida Orange Chicken Wings.  Oh boy, these beauties were like a sunny day in wing form!  Drenched in a tangy orange glaze, they had my rubber feathers fluttering with joy. Each sticky bite burst with zesty citrus goodness, making me feel like I was diving into a crystal-clear pond on a hot day—so refreshing and delicious!

    I sipped a sparkling Mimosa and a Green Cucumber Rum Drink to quench my thirst. Like my buoyant personality, the mimosa was bubbly and bright, perfectly mixing citrusy vibes with effervescence. And that Green Cucumber Rum Drink? Talk about a refreshing twist! Its garden-fresh flavor transported me straight to a shady poolside float—divine!

    The restaurant’s cozy, rustic charm, with its wooden furniture and warm lighting, created a perfect setting for a delightful meal.  Overall, my adventure at Sonny’s BBQ was nothing short of quack-tastic!  With scrumptious dishes and outstanding service from Danielle, I couldn’t have asked for a better outing.

    So, if you ever find yourself splashing by Homestead, float over to Sonny’s BBQ for a meal that’ll leave you as happy as a duck in a sunny pond!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Robert Is Here – Homestead, Florida

    Robert Is Here – Homestead, Florida

    Hello, my fine feathered friends and esteemed humans! It’s me, Bob, your cheerful rubber duck resident at Robert Is Here Fruit Stand. You might think a fruit stand sounds, well, a bit mundane. But let me tell you, this place is a quacky treasure trove of flavor and fun, with a unique charm that sets it apart from the rest!  Buckle up as I take you on a whimsical journey through the delightful history and delicious offerings!

    The tale begins in 1959, when a spirited 6-year-old named Robert set up his first roadside stand. Imagine a young fruit-lover selling cucumbers—a sweet, crunchy delight!  As Robert grew, so did his passion for produce, and by his teenage years, he was selling a cornucopia of fruits, quickly becoming the talk of the town.

    By 1979, the humble roadside stand officially took on the moniker “Robert Is Here.” And oh, how that name echoed through Florida’s sunny landscape! The stand evolved from a simple stall into a bustling emporium brimming with fresh fruits and good vibes.

    Today, it remains a family-run gem.  Robert still rolls up his sleeves to greet guests with a warm smile and a frosty beverage, creating a welcoming atmosphere perfect for families!

    Now, let’s talk about the juicy delights that await! Picture this: an incredible array of fruits, from luscious mangoes to sweet papayas, tangy guavas, tart strawberries and even some beautiful flowers to dress up your table. I can assure you that the produce is so fresh you’d swear those fruits were handpicked just for you—spoiler alert: in many cases, they were! The wide variety of offerings here will surely excite you!

    But what’s a fruit stand without some fabulous homemade treats?  Oh boy, prepare your taste buds! Indulge in mouthwatering milkshakes, smoothies, and ice cream crafted from the freshest fruits.  My personal cup of joy? The chocolate and cherry smoothie is a delightfully refreshing splash that’ll cool you down on a sunny Florida day!

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! Don’t forget to explore the local treasures, too!  You’ll find a variety of delights, including honey, jams, zesty sauces, fresh vegetables, and vibrant plants, all ready to brighten your garden. With such a wide variety of products and activities, there’s something for everyone at Robert Is Here!

    And wait, there’s MORE! I can’t contain my excitement for the charming petting zoo, home to various rescued animals who are just as eager to meet you as I am! From cuddly goats to colorful feathered friends and wiggly turtles, there’s a critter for everyone, whether you’ve got feathers, fur, or scales or want to hang with this fabulous duck!

    Robert Is Here isn’t just a fruit stand; it’s a lively community destination! They host engaging events, thrilling festivals, and sensational fruit-tasting days throughout the year.  People from all walks of life unite to celebrate the joy of fresh produce, and I watch it all unfold from my sunny corner like a happy little rubber ducky audience member.

    So, whether you’re a devoted fruit enthusiast, an ice cream lover, or someone seeking a delightful pit stop during your adventures in Homestead, you must visit Robert Is Here. Swing by, indulge in the scrumptious goodies, and don’t forget to head out back and visit all the lucky animal friends!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Key West, Florida

    Key West, Florida

    It’s not just a buoy; it’s a symbol of history and connection. It has become an essential stop for travelers eager to grab that iconic photo with the vibrant red, yellow, and black buoy.
    It’s a captivating blend of radiant colours, lively tunes, and a relaxed vibe that practically beckons you to kick back and let your worries drift away.
    The walls, plastered with signed dollar bills from visitors past, painted a tale of countless adventures—each one filled with memories just waiting to be shared.
    The sweet aroma of freshly baked crusts filled the air, and the tangy scent of the key lime was unmistakable. 
  • Farmers Market Restaurant – Homestead, Florida

    Farmers Market Restaurant – Homestead, Florida

    Greetings, fellow food enthusiasts! Bob here to recount my delightful dining experience at the Farmers Market Restaurant in sunny Homestead, Florida. This charming eatery, owned and operated by the Buscemi family, opened in 1992. It has crafted a unique charm with its reputation for serving fresh, farm-to-table dishes that highlight the local agricultural bounty. The unique charm of this place is something you have to experience for yourself.

    As I floated into the Farmers Market Restaurant, I was immediately drawn in by the warm and inviting atmosphere.  The decor boasts a rustic charm, featuring reclaimed wood tables and vibrant, farm-themed accents that celebrate the local community and its agricultural roots.

    The air was infused with the enticing aroma of fresh ingredients being prepared, making my rubbery self feel right at home.  The staff, with their warm smiles and VIP treatment, made me feel genuinely welcomed and valued. Their warmth added an extra layer of comfort to my dining experience.

    Now, let’s turn our attention to the star of the show: the vegetable omelette.  This dish was a colourful blend of fresh produce from local farms, showcasing bell peppers, onions, and spinach. The eggs were expertly cooked to fluffy perfection, creating a delightful experience with every bite—like a refreshing splash in a pond on a hot day! The vibrant flavours mingled beautifully, making it clear why this dish is a must-try for anyone who loves eggs.

    While I indulged in my omelette, I couldn’t help but admire the breakfast spread at a nearby table. The sight was indeed a feast for the eyes!

    Though I didn’t sample the neighbouring dish myself, the joy radiating from the humans devouring it was palpable.  The combination of savoury sausage, sweet pancakes, and rich eggs formed an all-star breakfast that would make anyone quack with delight!

    In summary, my visit to the Farmers Market Restaurant was nothing short of marvellous.  The dedication to using fresh, local ingredients, combined with the warm hospitality of the staff and the cozy atmosphere, made it an extraordinary dining experience.  This commitment to quality and freshness assures you that every bite you take is a delightful experience. You can dine here with the confidence that you’re getting the best of the best.  Whether you’re a local or just passing through Florida City, this hidden gem is worth a visit.

    As a rubber duck who appreciates the finer things in life, I would give Farmers Market Restaurant a resounding “quack, quack, quack!” for its commitment to deliciousness and community. This perspective, combined with the delightful dining experience, makes this restaurant a must-visit.  So, if you find yourself in the area, don’t just float by—dive in and savour all this wonderful establishment has to offer!

    Until next time, keep those feathers fluffed and your taste buds ready for adventure!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Michocano Ice Cream Shop – Homestead, Florida

    Michocano Ice Cream Shop – Homestead, Florida

    Quack, quack, fellow ice cream aficionados!  It’s Bob here to report on an unforgettable visit to the delightful Michocano Ice Cream Shop in the sunny town of Homestead, Florida.  I’ve perfected the art of enjoying life from a buoyant perspective, and this ice cream paradise certainly made waves!

    Upon waddling into Michocano, I was immediately enveloped by a vibrant and welcoming atmosphere.  The whimsical decor, with cheery colours and playful accents, set the tone for an enjoyable experience.

    The staff at Michocano was a joyful bunch—energetic and eager to assist!  Their beaming smiles outshone the Florida sun, creating a sense of warmth that made me feel right at home among the hustle and bustle of families and friends delighting in their sweet treats.

    Now, let’s honk about the flavors!  I surveyed the scene and spotted two standout options that couldn’t be ignored: cherry, cookies, and cream.

    The cherry flavour was eye-catching—its bright, vibrant hue resembled a sunny day by the pond, with its tart yet sweet notes bursting like bubbles of happiness.  I could imagine those cheerful little ducks quacking with delight at each delicious scoop!

    Then, there was the cookies and cream!  Oh, what a sight that was!  The creamy base generously speckled with crunchy cookie bits created a heavenly combination that practically begged for a taste.  Even without a mouth, I could sense the joy in the air as patrons indulged in this crowd favourite, their grins growing wider with every spoonful.

    Despite the eager crowd, the staff managed the bustling environment smoothly and with remarkable finesse.  They greeted every customer like an old friend, ensuring everyone felt valued and attended to amid the excitement.

    Their dedication to providing excellent service was as sweet as the ice cream they served, leaving each of us feeling content and cared for.

    So, if your adventures take you to Homestead, drop by the Michocano Ice Cream Shop.  Whether you fancy the refreshing cherry or the delightful cookies and cream, this gem will brighten your day. And while you’re there, keep an eye out for me floating around—don’t forget to give a friendly wave! Until our next escapade, keep quacking and savour those ice cream delights!

    Quack-tastic adventures await!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Coral Castle – Homestead, Florida

    Coral Castle – Homestead, Florida

    Quack, quack!  Bob here, and I have a tale as fabulous as a sun-soaked Florida day! My journey led me to Coral Castle, a magical place in Homestead, which left me floating with wonder.

    Once upon a time, in a land of sunshine and warm breezes, there stood a very peculiar castle, all made of coral! This isn’t just any ol’ castle. It was crafted by the hands of a single genius—Edward Leedskalnin, a true character whose story is as intriguing as a feather in the wind!  The uniqueness of Coral Castle is a story waiting to be discovered.

    As I bobbed along with my human companions, we found ourselves at the entrance, home to a charming little gift shop—a store full of trinkets and treasures—perfect for a rubber duck like me! But I was poised to explore the absolute marvel—the Coral Castle.

    When we approached, my eyes widened (as wide as a rubber duck’s eyes can get)! The towering coral formations were a sight like nothing I had seen before.

    Our knowledgeable guide launched into Edward’s legendary saga.  Picture this: a Latvian immigrant with a heart heavy enough to sink a ship, all because his fiancée Agnes jilted him right before their wedding day! Talk about a love story with a twist!

    In 1923, Edward turned his heartbreak into a monumental love letter.  Working under the soft glow of the moonlight (how poetic!), he carved and moved massive coral blocks—some weighing as much as me and all my duck friends combined! 

    Seriously, how did this guy do it?  Was he secretly a superhero? Some folks say he used ancient techniques, while others think he had a sprinkle of magic in his toolbox. I imagined him there, all 5 feet of him, working diligently while I floated nearby, cheering him on in spirit! I think I will buy the book and have my humans read it to me so I can discover the mystery.

    But in the meantime, as we wandered through the enchanting stone corridors, I watched my humans marvel at his creations.  There were stunning walls, intricate archways, and a sundial that could tell its own stories.

    My favorite was the Moon Fountain, where water danced gracefully as it reflected the sunlight—what a romantic touch!  Edward was trying to send a wink to Agnes from beyond, a gesture that still resonates with visitors today.

    My companions snapped photos, laughed, and oohed and aahed at the marvelous details Edward had carved. Each stone told a tale of dedication and love, turning sorrow into a legacy that would make even a rubber duck’s heart swell with pride.  The air was thick with magic and emotion as shadows frolicked across the coral walls, and I couldn’t help but feel Edward’s spirit—a testament to the strength of the human heart, lingering in the whispers of the wind.

    Even though Edward took his final bow in 1951, his creation remains—a quirky monument to resilience and creativity.  Coral Castle stands as a testament to how love, even when lost, can inspire beautiful creations.  While I floated there, I contemplated the mysteries of life and love, feeling a profound connection to Edward, who turned his heartbreak into an extraordinary castle of dreams.

    So, here’s the quack of the day: If you ever find yourself near Homestead, don’t miss the chance to visit Coral Castle. It’s a place where magic, love, and a little rubber duck like me can all find a home among the tales of the heart!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Southernmost Bar – Key West, Florida

    Southernmost Bar – Key West, Florida

    Quack, quack, fellow adventurers!  I’ve just discovered a hidden gem, the Southernmost Point Bar, nestled in the sun-soaked paradise of Key West, Florida, a stone’s throw away from the iconic Southernmost Point Buoy.

    Imagine sipping on scrumptious cocktails, basking in the glorious sun, and being surrounded by a vibrant, lively atmosphere.  It’s an experience that’s simply calling your name!

    It’s not just a bar; it’s an experience, a hop, skip, and splash away from the iconic Southernmost Point Buoy.

    As soon as I stepped inside, I was warmly greeted by the phenomenal staff, Karli and Katie.  Their welcoming smiles and genuine hospitality instantly made me feel at home. Their infectious energy and welcoming demeanor instantly made me feel like part of the family.

    Genuine hospitality is worth its weight in gold!  If ever you’ve yearned to feel truly appreciated, this place does not disappoint! And, of course, watching them honour me with premium sticker placement was very exciting.  THANK YOU!

    Now, let’s dive into this bar’s soul—the atmosphere! It’s a captivating blend of radiant colours, lively tunes, and a relaxed vibe that practically beckons you to kick back and let your worries drift away. Guests lounge on the breezy patio, soaking up the coastal breeze, and find shade beneath the swaying palm fronds or convenient umbrellas. While enjoying food from the associated Sandy’s Café and a beverage from the Southernmost Point Bar, perfectly encapsulating the carefree essence of island life.  

    Some guests liked it so much they stayed a little too long!

    And now, let’s talk drinks! If you’re lucky enough to land at this delightful spot, you must try their legendary Colada Margarita.  Quack me sideways; what a refreshing delight it is!  This fabulous concoction blends creamy coconut with zesty lime, infusing it with just the right dash of margarita magic.  It’s like sipping on pure vacation bliss!  Or if you are feeling like a cool one, they can easily crack one open for you instead. 

     I could feel the radiant happiness buzzing around me with every clink of glasses and peal of laughter filling the air.

    In conclusion, the Southernmost Point Bar is an undeniable must-visit while exploring the vibrant streets of Key West!  With its inviting staff and those irresistible Colada Margaritas, it feels like a haven of joy right at the southernmost tip of the continental U.S. So gear up, fellow adventurers, and let the good times roll—quack on!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Key Lime Pie Co. – Key West, Florida

    Key Lime Pie Co. – Key West, Florida

    Oh boy, I have a splashing tale of delight to share from my latest escapade in the vibrant paradise of Key West, Florida!  As I paddled through this tropical wonderland, I was greeted by pastel-colored wooden houses that looked plucked from a painter’s palette, each bursting with charm and character.

    My waddle took me straight to a local hotspot that’s nothing short of legendary: the Key Lime Pie Co. Let me tell you, a visit here is like embarking on a sweet adventure, a delightful discovery waiting to be made!

    I was greeted by a dazzling display of key lime pies showcased like treasures in a gallery.  The vibrant green filling glistened under the lights, and each pie was crowned with a cloud of fluffy whipped cream.  The sweet aroma of freshly baked crusts filled the air, and the tangy scent of the key lime was unmistakable. 

    As I floated around, I overheard some humans chatting about the history of this delightful concoction.  This iconic pie, made from tiny tart limes that thrive in the sunshine, came to life in Key West in the 19th century.

    Its tangy sweetness and creamy goodness have made it an absolute favorite among locals and visitors.  I couldn’t help but watch the happy faces of people as they dug into their slices, each bite seeming to transport them to dessert paradise.

    Finally, I managed to snag my slice!  As I relished that key lime goodness, I couldn’t help but close my eyes and let out a contented quack.  The zesty flavor was like a sunny hug from Key West itself, and I had to resist the urge to dive into the chocolate-dipped key lime pie on a stick that was tempting me from across the room. My, oh my! The joy radiating from those indulging in that treat was truly infectious!

    But the magic of Key West is not just about the pie.  It’s the atmosphere that swirls around you—rich with history, culture, and the spirit of the community.  Every moment I spent there made my little rubber heart swell with joy.  From the vibrant streets to the tantalizing tastes, I soaked it all in like a sponge… or, you know, a rubber duck!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Willie T’s Bar – Key West, Florida

    Willie T’s Bar – Key West, Florida

    Unlike my usual days spent drifting in bathtubs and lounging in swimming pools, today I had the splendid opportunity to embark on a unique and colourful adventure in the sun-soaked paradise of Key West, Florida. Its unique charm, a blend of vibrant culture and an inviting atmosphere were a delightful surprise!

    As I floated through the vibrant streets of this enchanting island, I couldn’t resist the charm surrounding me. The houses, dressed in cheerful pastel hues, welcomed me with open shutters that fluttered in the warm sea breeze. Every corner offered a new delight—the laughter of locals, the strumming of guitars, and that irresistible aroma of key lime pie wafting through the air, creating an atmosphere that felt like a never-ending celebration.

    One of my favourite stops on this whimsical journey was the iconic Willie T’s! This bar is a true gem of Key West, famous for its vibrant and inviting vibe, which is sure to get your heart racing.

    As I made my way through the bustling entrance, the sounds of live music and the delightful clinking of glasses washed over me like a joyful wave.

    The walls, plastered with signed dollar bills from visitors past, painted a tale of countless adventures—each one filled with memories just waiting to be shared.

    I settled into the vibrant scene, surrounded by a delightful mix of tourists and locals, indulging in their tales of escapades beneath the golden Florida sun. The signature drink—”Willie’s Rum Runner”—a concoction of local rum, fresh fruit juices, and a splash of grenadine- was a colourful, fruity masterpiece that seemed to encapsulate the essence of island life. I could practically taste the joy buzzing in the air.

    As I bobbed along (no barstool needed for this little duck!), I overheard heroic tales of fishing conquests, sunset sails, and the magical “green flash” that lights up the sky just as the sun kisses the horizon goodnight. My little rubber heart swelled with excitement to be part of such a pulsating scene, even if only as a cheerful spectator.

    Alas, my humans had a packed schedule, and the clock seemed to tick too quickly for this adventure-loving duck. I couldn’t linger long enough to snag a barstool, join in the merriment, or add my signature to one of those illustrious dollar bills. But fear not! This isn’t the last you’ll hear from me. I will return to soak in the vibes and leave my mark on Willie T’s Wall of Fame, a tradition where visitors sign a dollar bill and pin it to the wall, creating a colourful mosaic of memories!

    So, fellow adventurers, if you find yourself wandering the colourful streets of Key West, do not miss the chance to stop by Willie T’s. Immerse yourself in the sights, the sounds, and the incredible camaraderie that fills the air.  Remember, time may fly when you’re having fun, so plan for ample leisure moments to truly relax and soak up all this vibrant island has to offer. Don’t forget to take a moment to unwind and enjoy the beauty around you!

    Until next time, keep paddling! 

    NEVER MISS A