Category: Florida

Sonny’s BBQ – Homestead, Florida
Hey there, fellow food voyagers! It’s your pal Bob, paddling through the flavorful waves of Sonny’s BBQ in sunny Homestead. While I might not have taste buds, I’ve got a front-row seat to the culinary spectacle unfolding at this delightful joint!

First, let’s give a big splashy shout-out to our fabulous server, Danielle! She was as bubbly and cheerful as a fresh bubble bath! Her sunny smile and expert menu guidance made us feel like we were the only ones in the restaurant. Her service was so good it could make even the grumpiest of ducks crack a smile!

Now, let’s dive into the feast! I kicked things off with the Candied Bacon Burger, a quacking creation that combined the burger’s juiciness with the sweet dance of candied bacon. The fries on the side were a crunchy delight—golden and crispy, making the most satisfying crunch sounds as they vanished. Dipped in ketchup (my bubbling bath), they were irresistible!

Next came a real game-changer: the Florida Orange Chicken Wings. Oh boy, these beauties were like a sunny day in wing form! Drenched in a tangy orange glaze, they had my rubber feathers fluttering with joy. Each sticky bite burst with zesty citrus goodness, making me feel like I was diving into a crystal-clear pond on a hot day—so refreshing and delicious!

I sipped a sparkling Mimosa and a Green Cucumber Rum Drink to quench my thirst. Like my buoyant personality, the mimosa was bubbly and bright, perfectly mixing citrusy vibes with effervescence. And that Green Cucumber Rum Drink? Talk about a refreshing twist! Its garden-fresh flavor transported me straight to a shady poolside float—divine!

The restaurant’s cozy, rustic charm, with its wooden furniture and warm lighting, created a perfect setting for a delightful meal. Overall, my adventure at Sonny’s BBQ was nothing short of quack-tastic! With scrumptious dishes and outstanding service from Danielle, I couldn’t have asked for a better outing.
So, if you ever find yourself splashing by Homestead, float over to Sonny’s BBQ for a meal that’ll leave you as happy as a duck in a sunny pond!

NEVER MISS A
February 25, 2025
Red Crab Juicy Seafood Restaurant – Florida City, Florida

Quack, quack! It’s your favorite floaty companion, Bob, here to share an unforgettable splashing experience at Red Crab Juicy Seafood! If you’re searching for a place to dive headfirst into a seafood feast, you’ve just hit the jackpot!

Walking toward the building, I noticed the sassiest little car ever. I almost wanted my order delivered just so this car would show up at my hotel!

But I waddled in anyway, and I was certainly happy that I did. I was greeted and seated by the most pleasant hostess you can imagine…I only wish I had asked her name!

Let me tell you about my adventure with their Red Crab Catch Special Party Tray—a veritable treasure chest of top-quality flavor! This impressive platter features succulent crab and more crab – Dungeness, blue, and snow. It’s topped with juicy shrimp, sweet corn on the cob, and tender potatoes, all drenched in their signature seasoning. The Dungeness crab, known for its sweet and delicate flavor, the blue crab, with its rich buttery taste, and the snow crab, which is sweet and tender, all come together to create a seafood lover’s dream.

As I paddled through this sea of buttery goodness, I felt like I was soaking up the sun on a tropical beach! Each bite was like a delightful dance on my taste buds, a true feast for any seafood lover!

But wait, the fun doesn’t stop there! The mojitos at Red Crab are not just any drink; they are the ultimate refreshing companion for your seafood splurge. Crisp, minty, and bursting with zesty lime, they’re so delicious that I felt like I was floating on my very own cloud of vacation vibes with each sip! I’d recommend ordering a few to share with your pals—or keep them all to yourself if you’re feeling a bit cheeky, like a duck who just found a hidden pond!

Hats off to the incredible staff, especially Lazaro, who made my visit extra special. Lazaro’s dedication and friendliness were commendable, ensuring my tray was piled high and my drink was topped off. Returning to the mojito, Lazaro’s creation was the best I have ever experienced. I am truly grateful for his service. THANK YOU!

You can tell the Red Crab team truly cares about providing top-notch service, and it adds a delightful touch to the entire dining experience, making it a must-visit for any seafood lover!

So, if you’re in the mood for some seriously scrumptious seafood and a mojito that’ll whisk you away to paradise, gather your friends and waddle over to Red Crab Juicy Seafood! Trust me, this rubber duck gives it two enthusiastic webbed thumbs up! Quack-tastic times await, so don’t miss out!

NEVER MISS A

February 22, 2025
Farmers Market Restaurant – Homestead, Florida

Greetings, fellow food enthusiasts! Bob here to recount my delightful dining experience at the Farmers Market Restaurant in sunny Homestead, Florida. This charming eatery, owned and operated by the Buscemi family, opened in 1992. It has crafted a unique charm with its reputation for serving fresh, farm-to-table dishes that highlight the local agricultural bounty. The unique charm of this place is something you have to experience for yourself.

As I floated into the Farmers Market Restaurant, I was immediately drawn in by the warm and inviting atmosphere. The decor boasts a rustic charm, featuring reclaimed wood tables and vibrant, farm-themed accents that celebrate the local community and its agricultural roots.

The air was infused with the enticing aroma of fresh ingredients being prepared, making my rubbery self feel right at home. The staff, with their warm smiles and VIP treatment, made me feel genuinely welcomed and valued. Their warmth added an extra layer of comfort to my dining experience.

Now, let’s turn our attention to the star of the show: the vegetable omelette. This dish was a colourful blend of fresh produce from local farms, showcasing bell peppers, onions, and spinach. The eggs were expertly cooked to fluffy perfection, creating a delightful experience with every bite—like a refreshing splash in a pond on a hot day! The vibrant flavours mingled beautifully, making it clear why this dish is a must-try for anyone who loves eggs.

While I indulged in my omelette, I couldn’t help but admire the breakfast spread at a nearby table. The sight was indeed a feast for the eyes!

Though I didn’t sample the neighbouring dish myself, the joy radiating from the humans devouring it was palpable. The combination of savoury sausage, sweet pancakes, and rich eggs formed an all-star breakfast that would make anyone quack with delight!

In summary, my visit to the Farmers Market Restaurant was nothing short of marvellous. The dedication to using fresh, local ingredients, combined with the warm hospitality of the staff and the cozy atmosphere, made it an extraordinary dining experience. This commitment to quality and freshness assures you that every bite you take is a delightful experience. You can dine here with the confidence that you’re getting the best of the best. Whether you’re a local or just passing through Florida City, this hidden gem is worth a visit.

As a rubber duck who appreciates the finer things in life, I would give Farmers Market Restaurant a resounding “quack, quack, quack!” for its commitment to deliciousness and community. This perspective, combined with the delightful dining experience, makes this restaurant a must-visit. So, if you find yourself in the area, don’t just float by—dive in and savour all this wonderful establishment has to offer!

Until next time, keep those feathers fluffed and your taste buds ready for adventure!

NEVER MISS A

February 21, 2025
Michocano Ice Cream Shop – Homestead, Florida

Quack, quack, fellow ice cream aficionados! It’s Bob here to report on an unforgettable visit to the delightful Michocano Ice Cream Shop in the sunny town of Homestead, Florida. I’ve perfected the art of enjoying life from a buoyant perspective, and this ice cream paradise certainly made waves!

Upon waddling into Michocano, I was immediately enveloped by a vibrant and welcoming atmosphere. The whimsical decor, with cheery colours and playful accents, set the tone for an enjoyable experience.

The staff at Michocano was a joyful bunch—energetic and eager to assist! Their beaming smiles outshone the Florida sun, creating a sense of warmth that made me feel right at home among the hustle and bustle of families and friends delighting in their sweet treats.

Now, let’s honk about the flavors! I surveyed the scene and spotted two standout options that couldn’t be ignored: cherry, cookies, and cream.

The cherry flavour was eye-catching—its bright, vibrant hue resembled a sunny day by the pond, with its tart yet sweet notes bursting like bubbles of happiness. I could imagine those cheerful little ducks quacking with delight at each delicious scoop!

Then, there was the cookies and cream! Oh, what a sight that was! The creamy base generously speckled with crunchy cookie bits created a heavenly combination that practically begged for a taste. Even without a mouth, I could sense the joy in the air as patrons indulged in this crowd favourite, their grins growing wider with every spoonful.

Despite the eager crowd, the staff managed the bustling environment smoothly and with remarkable finesse. They greeted every customer like an old friend, ensuring everyone felt valued and attended to amid the excitement.

Their dedication to providing excellent service was as sweet as the ice cream they served, leaving each of us feeling content and cared for.

So, if your adventures take you to Homestead, drop by the Michocano Ice Cream Shop. Whether you fancy the refreshing cherry or the delightful cookies and cream, this gem will brighten your day. And while you’re there, keep an eye out for me floating around—don’t forget to give a friendly wave! Until our next escapade, keep quacking and savour those ice cream delights!

Quack-tastic adventures await!

NEVER MISS A

February 20, 2025
Southernmost Bar – Key West, Florida
Quack, quack, fellow adventurers! I’ve just discovered a hidden gem, the Southernmost Point Bar, nestled in the sun-soaked paradise of Key West, Florida, a stone’s throw away from the iconic Southernmost Point Buoy.

Imagine sipping on scrumptious cocktails, basking in the glorious sun, and being surrounded by a vibrant, lively atmosphere. It’s an experience that’s simply calling your name!

It’s not just a bar; it’s an experience, a hop, skip, and splash away from the iconic Southernmost Point Buoy.
As soon as I stepped inside, I was warmly greeted by the phenomenal staff, Karli and Katie. Their welcoming smiles and genuine hospitality instantly made me feel at home. Their infectious energy and welcoming demeanor instantly made me feel like part of the family.
Genuine hospitality is worth its weight in gold! If ever you’ve yearned to feel truly appreciated, this place does not disappoint! And, of course, watching them honour me with premium sticker placement was very exciting. THANK YOU!

Now, let’s dive into this bar’s soul—the atmosphere! It’s a captivating blend of radiant colours, lively tunes, and a relaxed vibe that practically beckons you to kick back and let your worries drift away. Guests lounge on the breezy patio, soaking up the coastal breeze, and find shade beneath the swaying palm fronds or convenient umbrellas. While enjoying food from the associated Sandy’s Café and a beverage from the Southernmost Point Bar, perfectly encapsulating the carefree essence of island life.
Some guests liked it so much they stayed a little too long!

And now, let’s talk drinks! If you’re lucky enough to land at this delightful spot, you must try their legendary Colada Margarita. Quack me sideways; what a refreshing delight it is! This fabulous concoction blends creamy coconut with zesty lime, infusing it with just the right dash of margarita magic. It’s like sipping on pure vacation bliss! Or if you are feeling like a cool one, they can easily crack one open for you instead.

I could feel the radiant happiness buzzing around me with every clink of glasses and peal of laughter filling the air.

In conclusion, the Southernmost Point Bar is an undeniable must-visit while exploring the vibrant streets of Key West! With its inviting staff and those irresistible Colada Margaritas, it feels like a haven of joy right at the southernmost tip of the continental U.S. So gear up, fellow adventurers, and let the good times roll—quack on!

NEVER MISS A
February 19, 2025
Key Lime Pie Co. – Key West, Florida

Oh boy, I have a splashing tale of delight to share from my latest escapade in the vibrant paradise of Key West, Florida! As I paddled through this tropical wonderland, I was greeted by pastel-colored wooden houses that looked plucked from a painter’s palette, each bursting with charm and character.

My waddle took me straight to a local hotspot that’s nothing short of legendary: the Key Lime Pie Co. Let me tell you, a visit here is like embarking on a sweet adventure, a delightful discovery waiting to be made!

I was greeted by a dazzling display of key lime pies showcased like treasures in a gallery. The vibrant green filling glistened under the lights, and each pie was crowned with a cloud of fluffy whipped cream. The sweet aroma of freshly baked crusts filled the air, and the tangy scent of the key lime was unmistakable.

As I floated around, I overheard some humans chatting about the history of this delightful concoction. This iconic pie, made from tiny tart limes that thrive in the sunshine, came to life in Key West in the 19th century.

Its tangy sweetness and creamy goodness have made it an absolute favorite among locals and visitors. I couldn’t help but watch the happy faces of people as they dug into their slices, each bite seeming to transport them to dessert paradise.

Finally, I managed to snag my slice! As I relished that key lime goodness, I couldn’t help but close my eyes and let out a contented quack. The zesty flavor was like a sunny hug from Key West itself, and I had to resist the urge to dive into the chocolate-dipped key lime pie on a stick that was tempting me from across the room. My, oh my! The joy radiating from those indulging in that treat was truly infectious!

But the magic of Key West is not just about the pie. It’s the atmosphere that swirls around you—rich with history, culture, and the spirit of the community. Every moment I spent there made my little rubber heart swell with joy. From the vibrant streets to the tantalizing tastes, I soaked it all in like a sponge… or, you know, a rubber duck!

NEVER MISS A

February 19, 2025
Willie T’s Bar – Key West, Florida

Unlike my usual days spent drifting in bathtubs and lounging in swimming pools, today I had the splendid opportunity to embark on a unique and colourful adventure in the sun-soaked paradise of Key West, Florida. Its unique charm, a blend of vibrant culture and an inviting atmosphere were a delightful surprise!

As I floated through the vibrant streets of this enchanting island, I couldn’t resist the charm surrounding me. The houses, dressed in cheerful pastel hues, welcomed me with open shutters that fluttered in the warm sea breeze. Every corner offered a new delight—the laughter of locals, the strumming of guitars, and that irresistible aroma of key lime pie wafting through the air, creating an atmosphere that felt like a never-ending celebration.

One of my favourite stops on this whimsical journey was the iconic Willie T’s! This bar is a true gem of Key West, famous for its vibrant and inviting vibe, which is sure to get your heart racing.

As I made my way through the bustling entrance, the sounds of live music and the delightful clinking of glasses washed over me like a joyful wave.

The walls, plastered with signed dollar bills from visitors past, painted a tale of countless adventures—each one filled with memories just waiting to be shared.

I settled into the vibrant scene, surrounded by a delightful mix of tourists and locals, indulging in their tales of escapades beneath the golden Florida sun. The signature drink—”Willie’s Rum Runner”—a concoction of local rum, fresh fruit juices, and a splash of grenadine- was a colourful, fruity masterpiece that seemed to encapsulate the essence of island life. I could practically taste the joy buzzing in the air.

As I bobbed along (no barstool needed for this little duck!), I overheard heroic tales of fishing conquests, sunset sails, and the magical “green flash” that lights up the sky just as the sun kisses the horizon goodnight. My little rubber heart swelled with excitement to be part of such a pulsating scene, even if only as a cheerful spectator.

Alas, my humans had a packed schedule, and the clock seemed to tick too quickly for this adventure-loving duck. I couldn’t linger long enough to snag a barstool, join in the merriment, or add my signature to one of those illustrious dollar bills. But fear not! This isn’t the last you’ll hear from me. I will return to soak in the vibes and leave my mark on Willie T’s Wall of Fame, a tradition where visitors sign a dollar bill and pin it to the wall, creating a colourful mosaic of memories!

So, fellow adventurers, if you find yourself wandering the colourful streets of Key West, do not miss the chance to stop by Willie T’s. Immerse yourself in the sights, the sounds, and the incredible camaraderie that fills the air. Remember, time may fly when you’re having fun, so plan for ample leisure moments to truly relax and soak up all this vibrant island has to offer. Don’t forget to take a moment to unwind and enjoy the beauty around you!

Until next time, keep paddling!

NEVER MISS A

February 19, 2025
Habanos Oceanfront Dining Restaurant – Islamorada, Florida

Bob here to update you on an ocean of flavor at Habanos Oceanfront Dining in beautiful Islamorada, Florida! This fabulous restaurant is perched on the water and offers diners a feast for the eyes and taste buds.

In the bubbling beginnings of Habanos, something magical was simmering—delicious flavors just waiting for a splash of excitement! That’s when Eduardo, the American with a heart full of Cuban spirit, and Jorge, the culinary wizard from Cuba, decided to team up. Together, they set off on a wild adventure to reinvent this tasty treasure. With their love for all things delicious and a sprinkle of respect for Cuba’s colorful culture, they transformed into a fabulous fiesta of Cuba’s culinary delights!

As I floated in the delightful atmosphere, surrounded by friendly faces, I couldn’t wait to dive into their culinary wonders.

I decided to indulge in two truly knock-your-flippers-off dishes: the conch steak dinner and the majestic lobster tail dinner. Both were reasonably priced for the quality and quantity of food served.

Let’s start with the conch steak—it was an absolute showstopper! Tender and perfectly cooked, the seasoning was a burst of brightness that let the conch’s natural flavor shine like a sunbeam on the water. It came with a colorful side of crispy fries, plantains, and yuca fries—oh my quack, what a delightful mix of textures! Each bite was like a tropical party in my beak.

Let’s not forget the lobster tail, which was as fresh as a morning tide! It was grilled to perfection and lusciously paired with a rainbow of fresh veggies, which added a crunchy crunch to the whole experience. And guess what? Those yuca fries stole the spotlight again! Crispy on the outside and fluffy on the inside—perfection!

I must give a special shout-out to our server, Luis! This gentleman knows how to make a duck feel welcome. His attentive service and enthusiasm for each dish made our meal even more enjoyable. The entire Habanos team radiated warmth and hospitality, making me feel special and thrilled we stopped by on our way back from the Florida Keys.

It’s a top-notch dining destination with remarkable dishes, a friendly team, and a view that’s enough to make any duck quack with joy.

I can’t wait to return and taste another round of their incredible offerings—who knows what other delicious surprises await?

Remember, reservations are always a good idea, especially during peak hours. Until next time, keep those feathers fluffed and your appetite ready! Quack-tastic dining awaits!

NEVER MISS A

February 19, 2025
Flagler Restaurant – Homestead, Florida

Quack, quack! Bob here, floating in to share my delightful breakfast experience at the Flagler Restaurant in Homestead. As a rubber duck, I don’t typically partake in meals, but I’ve got a keen eye for culinary adventures, and this breakfast was worth diving into!

Stepping into Flagler, I was immediately captivated by its unique charm. The restaurant’s cozy atmosphere and friendly decor create a welcoming ambiance that is perfect for locals and travelers like me.

The hands-on ownership and their passion for the establishment are evident in the service and food quality, adding to the restaurant’s allure.

Now, let’s talk about the feast I observed! I watched as plates were served up, and I must say, the steak tips, eggs, and pancake breakfast caught my attention. The steak tips were perfectly grilled, juicy, and bursting with flavor. I could almost taste the seasoning from my cozy spot on the table. The eggs were cooked to perfection, complementing the steak wonderfully. And the pancakes? Oh, my quack! They were light, fluffy, and drizzled with just the right amount of syrup — a pancake lover’s dream!

But wait, there’s more! I couldn’t help but admire a nearby table enjoying the crepes, which looked divine. They were elegantly presented, filled with a delightful blend of sweet ingredients that made my little rubber heart flutter. If I had taste buds, I would have begged for a bite!

A special mention must be made for Cookie, our delightful server. Her sunny disposition and warm smile made everyone feel like a part of the Flagler family. Her attention to detail and genuine care for the diners elevated the dining experience, making us feel valued and important.

All in all, my breakfast experience at Flagler Restaurant was a delightful treat. With delicious food, a friendly atmosphere, and outstanding service from Cookie, I’d recommend this hidden gem to anyone in the area. If you’re ever in Homestead, float on over for a meal that will leave you quacking with delight!

Until next time, keep paddling through life’s adventures!

NEVER MISS A

February 18, 2025
Smokin’ Oysters Brewery – Fort Meyers Beach, Florida

What a day to be a rubber duck, floating in the delightful waters of Fort Myers Beach! I am about to take you on a fun-filled journey to Smokin’ Oysters Brewery – a beachside dining spot that has more charm than a sunbeam on a summer day!

As I bobbed along, the gentle ocean breeze whispered sweet nothings, and the sound of waves crashing against the shore sang a song of relaxation. Smokin’ Oysters is a colorful paradise, radiating that perfect beachy vibe. I could practically feel the sand between my little webbed feet (if I had feet!) as I settled in with the fun-loving Badger Crew.

First up on our foodie adventure was the Ahi Tuna. Oh, sweet seaweed! This dish was pure poetry on a plate! Expertly seared and drizzled with a sauce that burst with flavor, it danced on my taste buds like I do in the breeze. Each bite was so fresh that I half expected to see it swim back into the ocean!

Then came the Coconut Shrimp! Whoa! These golden beauties were like little crispy parties waiting to happen! Crunchy on the outside and bursting with juicy goodness on the inside, they paired perfectly with a tangy dipping sauce that had me quacking for more. I was tempted to launch into a coconut shell race, but I kept my cool… mostly!

Next, we hit the classic Shrimp n Chips. You’ll never guess what I thought! The shrimp was juicy and tender, wrapped in a light, crispy batter that I wished I could dive right into! The fries were perfectly seasoned, making this the ultimate comfort food for a rubber duck like me. It’s like they were made for a beach day!

And let’s talk drinks, my feathery friends! We ordered a Key Lime Colada, and in a twist of fate, they accidentally doubled the fun with extra rum! This smooth tropical delight was a splash of refreshment that had us singing tunes of joy – what a quack-tastic vibe! We toasted to friendship, food, and fabulous times as I bobbed happily on the table.

But wait, the cherry on top of this beachy sundae was the fantastic staff. They greeted us with smiles as warm as the sun and made sure we felt like the VIPs we truly are. Our server was a treasure trove of menu knowledge, guiding us through our feast with enthusiasm that made my rubbery heart swell with joy.

All in all, Smokin’ Oysters Brewery is a must-visit gem if you find yourself splashing around Fort Myers Beach. Great food, a beachy atmosphere, and sensational service made for an unforgettable outing with the Badger Crew.

Trust me, we waddled away full and happy, already planning our next trip back to this aquatic paradise! Whether you’re a local or just floating through, stop by Smokin’ Oysters Brewery for a meal that will splish-splash you straight to cloud nine! Quack-tastic adventures await!

NEVER MISS A

February 17, 2025