Author: BOB

  • Key West, Florida

    Key West, Florida

    It’s not just a buoy; it’s a symbol of history and connection. It has become an essential stop for travelers eager to grab that iconic photo with the vibrant red, yellow, and black buoy.
    It’s a captivating blend of radiant colours, lively tunes, and a relaxed vibe that practically beckons you to kick back and let your worries drift away.
    The walls, plastered with signed dollar bills from visitors past, painted a tale of countless adventures—each one filled with memories just waiting to be shared.
    The sweet aroma of freshly baked crusts filled the air, and the tangy scent of the key lime was unmistakable. 
  • Farmers Market Restaurant – Homestead, Florida

    Farmers Market Restaurant – Homestead, Florida

    Greetings, fellow food enthusiasts! Bob here to recount my delightful dining experience at the Farmers Market Restaurant in sunny Homestead, Florida. This charming eatery, owned and operated by the Buscemi family, opened in 1992. It has crafted a unique charm with its reputation for serving fresh, farm-to-table dishes that highlight the local agricultural bounty. The unique charm of this place is something you have to experience for yourself.

    As I floated into the Farmers Market Restaurant, I was immediately drawn in by the warm and inviting atmosphere.  The decor boasts a rustic charm, featuring reclaimed wood tables and vibrant, farm-themed accents that celebrate the local community and its agricultural roots.

    The air was infused with the enticing aroma of fresh ingredients being prepared, making my rubbery self feel right at home.  The staff, with their warm smiles and VIP treatment, made me feel genuinely welcomed and valued. Their warmth added an extra layer of comfort to my dining experience.

    Now, let’s turn our attention to the star of the show: the vegetable omelette.  This dish was a colourful blend of fresh produce from local farms, showcasing bell peppers, onions, and spinach. The eggs were expertly cooked to fluffy perfection, creating a delightful experience with every bite—like a refreshing splash in a pond on a hot day! The vibrant flavours mingled beautifully, making it clear why this dish is a must-try for anyone who loves eggs.

    While I indulged in my omelette, I couldn’t help but admire the breakfast spread at a nearby table. The sight was indeed a feast for the eyes!

    Though I didn’t sample the neighbouring dish myself, the joy radiating from the humans devouring it was palpable.  The combination of savoury sausage, sweet pancakes, and rich eggs formed an all-star breakfast that would make anyone quack with delight!

    In summary, my visit to the Farmers Market Restaurant was nothing short of marvellous.  The dedication to using fresh, local ingredients, combined with the warm hospitality of the staff and the cozy atmosphere, made it an extraordinary dining experience.  This commitment to quality and freshness assures you that every bite you take is a delightful experience. You can dine here with the confidence that you’re getting the best of the best.  Whether you’re a local or just passing through Florida City, this hidden gem is worth a visit.

    As a rubber duck who appreciates the finer things in life, I would give Farmers Market Restaurant a resounding “quack, quack, quack!” for its commitment to deliciousness and community. This perspective, combined with the delightful dining experience, makes this restaurant a must-visit.  So, if you find yourself in the area, don’t just float by—dive in and savour all this wonderful establishment has to offer!

    Until next time, keep those feathers fluffed and your taste buds ready for adventure!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Michocano Ice Cream Shop – Homestead, Florida

    Michocano Ice Cream Shop – Homestead, Florida

    Quack, quack, fellow ice cream aficionados!  It’s Bob here to report on an unforgettable visit to the delightful Michocano Ice Cream Shop in the sunny town of Homestead, Florida.  I’ve perfected the art of enjoying life from a buoyant perspective, and this ice cream paradise certainly made waves!

    Upon waddling into Michocano, I was immediately enveloped by a vibrant and welcoming atmosphere.  The whimsical decor, with cheery colours and playful accents, set the tone for an enjoyable experience.

    The staff at Michocano was a joyful bunch—energetic and eager to assist!  Their beaming smiles outshone the Florida sun, creating a sense of warmth that made me feel right at home among the hustle and bustle of families and friends delighting in their sweet treats.

    Now, let’s honk about the flavors!  I surveyed the scene and spotted two standout options that couldn’t be ignored: cherry, cookies, and cream.

    The cherry flavour was eye-catching—its bright, vibrant hue resembled a sunny day by the pond, with its tart yet sweet notes bursting like bubbles of happiness.  I could imagine those cheerful little ducks quacking with delight at each delicious scoop!

    Then, there was the cookies and cream!  Oh, what a sight that was!  The creamy base generously speckled with crunchy cookie bits created a heavenly combination that practically begged for a taste.  Even without a mouth, I could sense the joy in the air as patrons indulged in this crowd favourite, their grins growing wider with every spoonful.

    Despite the eager crowd, the staff managed the bustling environment smoothly and with remarkable finesse.  They greeted every customer like an old friend, ensuring everyone felt valued and attended to amid the excitement.

    Their dedication to providing excellent service was as sweet as the ice cream they served, leaving each of us feeling content and cared for.

    So, if your adventures take you to Homestead, drop by the Michocano Ice Cream Shop.  Whether you fancy the refreshing cherry or the delightful cookies and cream, this gem will brighten your day. And while you’re there, keep an eye out for me floating around—don’t forget to give a friendly wave! Until our next escapade, keep quacking and savour those ice cream delights!

    Quack-tastic adventures await!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Coral Castle – Homestead, Florida

    Coral Castle – Homestead, Florida

    Quack, quack!  Bob here, and I have a tale as fabulous as a sun-soaked Florida day! My journey led me to Coral Castle, a magical place in Homestead, which left me floating with wonder.

    Once upon a time, in a land of sunshine and warm breezes, there stood a very peculiar castle, all made of coral! This isn’t just any ol’ castle. It was crafted by the hands of a single genius—Edward Leedskalnin, a true character whose story is as intriguing as a feather in the wind!  The uniqueness of Coral Castle is a story waiting to be discovered.

    As I bobbed along with my human companions, we found ourselves at the entrance, home to a charming little gift shop—a store full of trinkets and treasures—perfect for a rubber duck like me! But I was poised to explore the absolute marvel—the Coral Castle.

    When we approached, my eyes widened (as wide as a rubber duck’s eyes can get)! The towering coral formations were a sight like nothing I had seen before.

    Our knowledgeable guide launched into Edward’s legendary saga.  Picture this: a Latvian immigrant with a heart heavy enough to sink a ship, all because his fiancée Agnes jilted him right before their wedding day! Talk about a love story with a twist!

    In 1923, Edward turned his heartbreak into a monumental love letter.  Working under the soft glow of the moonlight (how poetic!), he carved and moved massive coral blocks—some weighing as much as me and all my duck friends combined! 

    Seriously, how did this guy do it?  Was he secretly a superhero? Some folks say he used ancient techniques, while others think he had a sprinkle of magic in his toolbox. I imagined him there, all 5 feet of him, working diligently while I floated nearby, cheering him on in spirit! I think I will buy the book and have my humans read it to me so I can discover the mystery.

    But in the meantime, as we wandered through the enchanting stone corridors, I watched my humans marvel at his creations.  There were stunning walls, intricate archways, and a sundial that could tell its own stories.

    My favorite was the Moon Fountain, where water danced gracefully as it reflected the sunlight—what a romantic touch!  Edward was trying to send a wink to Agnes from beyond, a gesture that still resonates with visitors today.

    My companions snapped photos, laughed, and oohed and aahed at the marvelous details Edward had carved. Each stone told a tale of dedication and love, turning sorrow into a legacy that would make even a rubber duck’s heart swell with pride.  The air was thick with magic and emotion as shadows frolicked across the coral walls, and I couldn’t help but feel Edward’s spirit—a testament to the strength of the human heart, lingering in the whispers of the wind.

    Even though Edward took his final bow in 1951, his creation remains—a quirky monument to resilience and creativity.  Coral Castle stands as a testament to how love, even when lost, can inspire beautiful creations.  While I floated there, I contemplated the mysteries of life and love, feeling a profound connection to Edward, who turned his heartbreak into an extraordinary castle of dreams.

    So, here’s the quack of the day: If you ever find yourself near Homestead, don’t miss the chance to visit Coral Castle. It’s a place where magic, love, and a little rubber duck like me can all find a home among the tales of the heart!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Hard Rock Guitar Hotel and Casino – Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

    Hard Rock Guitar Hotel and Casino – Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

    Hello, fellow adventurers!  It’s Bob here, ready to dive into my latest adventure at the Hard Rock Casino and Guitar Hotel in sunny Fort Lauderdale, Florida.  Buckle up for a quacking good time!

    As we cruised down Interstate 95, I spotted the stunning guitar-shaped hotel gleaming in the Florida sun.  It towered majestically against the blue sky, and I knew we had to detour.  I mean, how could we resist such a flashy invitation?

    After finding parking (which was super easy—thanks, Hard Rock!), we waddled into the pulsating heart of the casino.

    The moment I entered, I was enveloped by an electric atmosphere: laughter, music, and the thrilling sounds of slot machines filled the air.  Talk about a delightful cacophony! 

    Everywhere I looked, rock memorabilia celebrated the legends who shaped the music scene—every corner brought a smile to my beak.

    From iconic outfits worn by superstars like Cher, Madonna, Rihanna and even the cast of The Wizard of Oz

    to stunning waterfalls and marble features, the decor was a feast for my eyes (and rubber ducky soul!). 

    It was like stepping into a world of music and luxury, where every corner held a new surprise.  I felt like a celebrity just being there!

    When I reached the bustling casino floor, I was ready for action! There were so many vibrant slot machines calling my name. My friends, with whom I was traveling, helped me find the luckiest slot machine.

    With my tiny heart racing, I flapped my wings excitedly as I watched the reels spin. Each pull of the lever was filled with anticipation until—BING! The machine lit up, and the sound of jingling coins filled the air. We scored a big win that covered the cost of a new tire for Goldie—what an exhilarating moment! It was a reminder that luck can always be on your side in this thrilling place!

    The Hard Rock Casino and Guitar Hotel was a wonderland for a rubber duck like me.  From the thrilling games to the stunning architecture, this place was fun.  So, if you ever find yourself in Fort Lauderdale, I highly recommend this iconic destination.  And who knows? You might come out ahead like I did!

    Until our next adventure, keep living life to the fullest, and may your luck always shine bright!  Quack on!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Southernmost Bar – Key West, Florida

    Southernmost Bar – Key West, Florida

    Quack, quack, fellow adventurers!  I’ve just discovered a hidden gem, the Southernmost Point Bar, nestled in the sun-soaked paradise of Key West, Florida, a stone’s throw away from the iconic Southernmost Point Buoy.

    Imagine sipping on scrumptious cocktails, basking in the glorious sun, and being surrounded by a vibrant, lively atmosphere.  It’s an experience that’s simply calling your name!

    It’s not just a bar; it’s an experience, a hop, skip, and splash away from the iconic Southernmost Point Buoy.

    As soon as I stepped inside, I was warmly greeted by the phenomenal staff, Karli and Katie.  Their welcoming smiles and genuine hospitality instantly made me feel at home. Their infectious energy and welcoming demeanor instantly made me feel like part of the family.

    Genuine hospitality is worth its weight in gold!  If ever you’ve yearned to feel truly appreciated, this place does not disappoint! And, of course, watching them honour me with premium sticker placement was very exciting.  THANK YOU!

    Now, let’s dive into this bar’s soul—the atmosphere! It’s a captivating blend of radiant colours, lively tunes, and a relaxed vibe that practically beckons you to kick back and let your worries drift away. Guests lounge on the breezy patio, soaking up the coastal breeze, and find shade beneath the swaying palm fronds or convenient umbrellas. While enjoying food from the associated Sandy’s Café and a beverage from the Southernmost Point Bar, perfectly encapsulating the carefree essence of island life.  

    Some guests liked it so much they stayed a little too long!

    And now, let’s talk drinks! If you’re lucky enough to land at this delightful spot, you must try their legendary Colada Margarita.  Quack me sideways; what a refreshing delight it is!  This fabulous concoction blends creamy coconut with zesty lime, infusing it with just the right dash of margarita magic.  It’s like sipping on pure vacation bliss!  Or if you are feeling like a cool one, they can easily crack one open for you instead. 

     I could feel the radiant happiness buzzing around me with every clink of glasses and peal of laughter filling the air.

    In conclusion, the Southernmost Point Bar is an undeniable must-visit while exploring the vibrant streets of Key West!  With its inviting staff and those irresistible Colada Margaritas, it feels like a haven of joy right at the southernmost tip of the continental U.S. So gear up, fellow adventurers, and let the good times roll—quack on!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Overseas Highway – Florida City to Key West, Florida

    Overseas Highway – Florida City to Key West, Florida

    Hey there, fellow adventure seekers! Strap on your helmets and prepare to rev up because Bob is back to share the thrill of my epic motorcycle ride from Florida City to the enchanting Key West! Perched on the back of my trusty steed, Goldie the Goldwing, I could feel the sun warming my rubbery body as a salty breeze ruffled my little wings. But as I awaited my humans, Goldie and I attracted some future ride enthusiasts at our hotel.  What a great way to start the day.

    Then, with Goldie’s engine roaring like a lion, we were off on a journey that promised heart-pounding thrills and awe-inspiring sights! 

    As Florida City faded behind us, the Overseas Highway unfolded like a ribbon of adventure. My human pals, Rick and Linda, adjusted their sunglasses, their excitement palpable.

    The first stop was Key Largo, the largest Florida Keys, where the crystal-clear turquoise waters beckoned us. I could almost taste the adventure as I imagined diving into the vibrant coral reefs, surrounded by a kaleidoscope of fish.

    The beauty of the Keys was genuinely inspiring, even from the back of a speeding motorcycle! 

    We zoomed through the charming towns of Islamorada and Marathon, each with unique charm.  Picture-perfect pastel cottages, swaying palm trees, and the tantalizing aroma of fresh seafood in the air! I spotted quirky art galleries and inviting boutiques along the way, and my little rubber heart sang with joy at the discovery of the eclectic mix of the islands. 

    Then came the awe-inspiring Seven-Mile Bridge, a marvel of engineering stretching over the glistening waters. As we sped onto the bridge, wind whipping through my feathers, I gazed at the old bridge alongside us, a weathered giant from days gone by. I could almost hear the whispers of history in the air as humans strolled along, bundled up but enchanted by the expansive ocean views stretching far beyond the horizon. 

    As we finally neared Key West, the excitement was palpable. Known for its lively spirit and vibrant streets, it was the heartbeat of the Keys! We parked Goldie near the Southernmost Point Buoy, and I dove right into the festive atmosphere, mingling with folks snapping pictures by this iconic marker—only 90 miles from Cuba! The culture here is a delightful tapestry of colors, flavors, and sounds, much like a pot of gold waiting at the end of the road.

    After a whirlwind couple of hours soaking in Key West’s charm, it was time to head back to Florida City. But not before a pit stop for dinner in Islamorada!

    We discovered a charming oceanside restaurant where the sound of the waves and the smell of the sea set the perfect backdrop for our meal. I treated myself to imaginary fishy delights while Rick and Linda indulged in fresh catch dinners.

    With that delightful meal fueling our spirits, we cruised back along the highway, the wind in our hair (or feathers, in my case). My heart was bursting with gratitude for the incredible memories we made in Key West and along the way. 

    As I perched on Goldie, I couldn’t help but dream of future adventures. More rides, more laughter, and countless new stories to share awaited us on the open road.

    With my head held high, I quacked with excitement for wherever the next adventure would take us. Until then, keep those feathers fluffed and the wheels turning! I’d love to hear about your motorcycle adventures. Share your stories in the comments!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Key Lime Pie Co. – Key West, Florida

    Key Lime Pie Co. – Key West, Florida

    Oh boy, I have a splashing tale of delight to share from my latest escapade in the vibrant paradise of Key West, Florida!  As I paddled through this tropical wonderland, I was greeted by pastel-colored wooden houses that looked plucked from a painter’s palette, each bursting with charm and character.

    My waddle took me straight to a local hotspot that’s nothing short of legendary: the Key Lime Pie Co. Let me tell you, a visit here is like embarking on a sweet adventure, a delightful discovery waiting to be made!

    I was greeted by a dazzling display of key lime pies showcased like treasures in a gallery.  The vibrant green filling glistened under the lights, and each pie was crowned with a cloud of fluffy whipped cream.  The sweet aroma of freshly baked crusts filled the air, and the tangy scent of the key lime was unmistakable. 

    As I floated around, I overheard some humans chatting about the history of this delightful concoction.  This iconic pie, made from tiny tart limes that thrive in the sunshine, came to life in Key West in the 19th century.

    Its tangy sweetness and creamy goodness have made it an absolute favorite among locals and visitors.  I couldn’t help but watch the happy faces of people as they dug into their slices, each bite seeming to transport them to dessert paradise.

    Finally, I managed to snag my slice!  As I relished that key lime goodness, I couldn’t help but close my eyes and let out a contented quack.  The zesty flavor was like a sunny hug from Key West itself, and I had to resist the urge to dive into the chocolate-dipped key lime pie on a stick that was tempting me from across the room. My, oh my! The joy radiating from those indulging in that treat was truly infectious!

    But the magic of Key West is not just about the pie.  It’s the atmosphere that swirls around you—rich with history, culture, and the spirit of the community.  Every moment I spent there made my little rubber heart swell with joy.  From the vibrant streets to the tantalizing tastes, I soaked it all in like a sponge… or, you know, a rubber duck!

    NEVER MISS A

  • Willie T’s Bar – Key West, Florida

    Willie T’s Bar – Key West, Florida

    Unlike my usual days spent drifting in bathtubs and lounging in swimming pools, today I had the splendid opportunity to embark on a unique and colourful adventure in the sun-soaked paradise of Key West, Florida. Its unique charm, a blend of vibrant culture and an inviting atmosphere were a delightful surprise!

    As I floated through the vibrant streets of this enchanting island, I couldn’t resist the charm surrounding me. The houses, dressed in cheerful pastel hues, welcomed me with open shutters that fluttered in the warm sea breeze. Every corner offered a new delight—the laughter of locals, the strumming of guitars, and that irresistible aroma of key lime pie wafting through the air, creating an atmosphere that felt like a never-ending celebration.

    One of my favourite stops on this whimsical journey was the iconic Willie T’s! This bar is a true gem of Key West, famous for its vibrant and inviting vibe, which is sure to get your heart racing.

    As I made my way through the bustling entrance, the sounds of live music and the delightful clinking of glasses washed over me like a joyful wave.

    The walls, plastered with signed dollar bills from visitors past, painted a tale of countless adventures—each one filled with memories just waiting to be shared.

    I settled into the vibrant scene, surrounded by a delightful mix of tourists and locals, indulging in their tales of escapades beneath the golden Florida sun. The signature drink—”Willie’s Rum Runner”—a concoction of local rum, fresh fruit juices, and a splash of grenadine- was a colourful, fruity masterpiece that seemed to encapsulate the essence of island life. I could practically taste the joy buzzing in the air.

    As I bobbed along (no barstool needed for this little duck!), I overheard heroic tales of fishing conquests, sunset sails, and the magical “green flash” that lights up the sky just as the sun kisses the horizon goodnight. My little rubber heart swelled with excitement to be part of such a pulsating scene, even if only as a cheerful spectator.

    Alas, my humans had a packed schedule, and the clock seemed to tick too quickly for this adventure-loving duck. I couldn’t linger long enough to snag a barstool, join in the merriment, or add my signature to one of those illustrious dollar bills. But fear not! This isn’t the last you’ll hear from me. I will return to soak in the vibes and leave my mark on Willie T’s Wall of Fame, a tradition where visitors sign a dollar bill and pin it to the wall, creating a colourful mosaic of memories!

    So, fellow adventurers, if you find yourself wandering the colourful streets of Key West, do not miss the chance to stop by Willie T’s. Immerse yourself in the sights, the sounds, and the incredible camaraderie that fills the air.  Remember, time may fly when you’re having fun, so plan for ample leisure moments to truly relax and soak up all this vibrant island has to offer. Don’t forget to take a moment to unwind and enjoy the beauty around you!

    Until next time, keep paddling! 

    NEVER MISS A

  • Southernmost Point – Key West, Florida

    Southernmost Point – Key West, Florida

    Hello, fellow adventurers! Today, I am sharing my latest splashing escapade in the unique and vibrant Key West, Florida. This paradise is home to the renowned Southernmost Point Buoy, a colourful landmark with a rich history that has drawn visitors from all corners of the globe for well over 100 years.

    My adventure begins with a dive into the rich history of Key West. Before the influx of tourists, this area was inhabited by the Calusa and Tequesta tribes. The name “Key West” is derived from the Spanish “Cayo Hueso,” which means “Bone Key,” a reference to the numerous bones discovered here. In the early 19th century, Key West emerged as a significant center for shipwreck salvage, cigar production, and sponge fishing, marking its historical importance. Surprisingly, by the mid-1800s, it was the wealthiest city in Florida!

    As I floated through the historic streets, I was captivated by the unique architecture surrounding me that spanned many historical years of Key West.

    One of the standout structures is the Edwardo H. Gato House, a stunning example of Queen Anne architecture dating back to 1894. Edwardo H. Gato, Sr.. was not just a historical figure; he was a local leader and passionate Cuban patriot who advocated for figures like José Martí in the fight for independence from Spain. The Edwardo H. Gato House stands as a testament to his legacy, a living connection to the past. Upon his arrival in Key West in 1874, he transformed the area from a simple fishing village into a vibrant center, driving the Cuban tobacco industry forward—his cigar factory even became the largest in Key West!

    Just a hop, skip, and a splash down the street, you’ll find the charming Harris House. Picture this: on April 2, 1891, two notable families—the Harris and the Curry—came together in a union that felt like a whimsical wave crashing together. Here, J. Vining Harris, Jr. married Florida E. Curry, merging two influential families of the late 19th century Key West scene, whose legacy continues to shape the history of this vibrant city.

    In 1906, Vining made a savvy purchase of property on South Street for a mere $3,500. He built three adorable Queen Anne-style homes, like little boats bobbing in a sunny harbour—perfect for family gatherings!

    Today, the Harris House shines as a cherished gem, blending history with family legacy. Its place on the National Register of Historic Places since 1983 speaks volumes about its importance to Key West’s rich narrative.

    A beautiful statue, a visual masterpiece dedicated to the unforgettable Bishop Albert Kee, is not far down the road. Kee, a local legend until his passing in 2003, was the friendly face at the Southernmost Point, selling beautiful fluted conch shells to every passerby. He and his dad spent over 50 years, a testament to their unwavering dedication, welcoming visitors with conch shell demonstrations and showcasing the rich multicultural vibe that makes this island unique.

    And what could be the cause of the excited gathering of humans? They were all making their way to the Southernmost Point marker, just like me! Erected in 1983, this buoy marks the southernmost point of the continental U.S., a mere 90 miles from the shores of Cuba. It’s not just a buoy; it’s a symbol of history and connection. It has become an essential stop for travellers eager to grab that iconic photo with the vibrant red, yellow, and black buoy. I’ve witnessed countless tourists pose triumphantly, arms raised high as if they’re closest to the edge of the world!

    Today, Key West stands as a unique blend of culture, festivity, and undeniable charm. Its streets are adorned with pastel-hued conch-style houses, and the air is filled with the alluring aroma of fresh seafood. This is a place that is truly one-of-a-kind, a unique travel destination that promises an adventure like no other. Just imagine this little rubber duck floating through all the laughter, joy, and history—what a quack-tastic adventure!

    NEVER MISS A